there it is
christmas is so close i can almost smell the mistletoe im not going to be kissed under
This post comes around every year and every year it’s just as relevant.
my kind of salad
I would totally do that for a date lol
If someone did this for me for a date I would bang them on the spot under that masterpiece.
ideas for the future
i bolded the important part for emphasis
DO NOT HAVE SEX IN ONE OF THESE
THEY WILL FALL DOWN
BEST DATE EVER
That time I did have this made for me on a date and successfully fornicated with no problems »»»
Petition to have Stanley Tucci host the Oscars as Caesar Flickerman.
can this be a real thing please
Please oh my God
remember when aang was on trial for a murder kyoshi was accused of and he was like OMG NONE OF MY PAST LIVES WOULD EVER KILL ANYONE WAH WAH WAH and then kyoshi appeared and was like YEAH I KILLED HIM W/E HE WAS A DOUCHE
why isn’t the rating system for fanfiction
- They Don’t Bang
- They Bang
- They Bang and Its Detailed
- They Bang and Its Kinky
then content warns.
- They Bang, But the Scene is Like Really Short and Poorly Written
- They Bang, and The Cock is 12…
There’s a headcanon I’m kind of fond of that says Equius accidentally broke Nepeta’s spine early in their moirallegiance (because man, he just shouldn’t try to hug people) and her tail is a robotic extension of the one he built her.
(i never said it was a happy headcanon)
Somehow, that turned into an excuse to do some anatomy practice.
why must you hurt me in this way
how to enter: you are already entered
categories: beautiful, sentient human creature with the potential to do good
WINNERS WILL BE PICKED now. i just picked and you won. if you are reading this you won. congrats and i love you
tumblr should have a status thing that tells you how many of your followers are currently online so you know the right time to post a selfie
OKAY, SO I WORK IN A RESTAURANT
IT’S BLACK FRIDAY
AND A COUPLE WEARING CAMOUFLAGE COMES IN
AND BEFORE I COULD STOP MYSELF
"SO WERE YOU GUYS OUT HUNTING FOR DEALS?"