you guys can pretend all you want that you don’t care but you all know when homestuck finishes you’re gonna read it
Anonymous said: Why do gay guys use so much lube during sex? Whats it like without it?
THIS NEEDS WAY MORE NOTES
DEAR STRAIGHT BOYS THIS IS FOR YOU TOO MOTHERFUCKERS
I have to reblog this…no I MUST reblog this.
Lube is love, y’all.
I cant believe this is still going.
in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"
they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me
it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it
They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.
i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m
why are they in a cage?
otherwise they’ll eggscape
SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT
Playboy’s catcall flowchart.
I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me.
this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site
Jon Stewart, The Daily Show, 2014-08-26, “Race/Off” [alternate link here]
Jon was FINALLY back last night, and hit it out of the freakin park with this Ferguson segment.
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
- violins I: we're the superstars fuck everyone else its all about us
- violins II: why do we always get the boring parts
- flutes: we're so lonely
- piccolo: lol fk your ears
- french horns: and im not even french hONHONHON BAGUETTE
- oboes: IM SORRY I TUNED BEFORE I SWEar
- violas: evERYONE ALWAYS FKUCING FRORGETS ABOUT US
- trumpets: wats 'p'
- trombones: wats quiet
- bassoons: im so posh but i really just honk like a truck
- clarinet: *squeaks*
- timpani: EVERYONE LOVES ME BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM
- bass clarinet: lol where am i
- tuba: *waits for a wagner piece to do something exciting*
- harp: im just a more sophisticated piano
- piano: FUCK YOU HARP I GET CONCERTOS WRITTEN FOR ME SCREW EVERYTHING WHO NEEDS AN ORCHESTRA WHEN YOU CAN PLAY EVERYTHING ON ME IM THE STAR OF EVERYTIHNG
- english horn: im literally only useful for dvorak's 9th like what am even i doing here
- basses: semibreves, tied to a semibreve, tied to a minim, tied to a crotchet, oh wait a quaver wow exciting ok back to semibreves
- cornets: trumpet wannabe
- cymbals: BOOM CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH IM SRO HAPYP CRASH CRAHS
- xylophones: am i meant to be here?
- bass drum: MY TIME TO SHINE FUCK YOU ALL
No this is not funny.
Whether or not it is a joke, I’ve gone onto the channel and there are multiple videos similar to this, which makes me think they’re fake.
These videos enforce the idea to parents that yes, the answer to stop your child becoming obsessed with games is to DESTROY them.
No. This is not funny. It is things like this that cause events such as the father who SHOT his daughter’s laptop to bits to occur. These jokes enforce the attitude that people are ‘wrong’ for loving games.
For wanting to play games.
For some people (including myself), games are a serious escape from horrid realities. The only escape some people can get. The idea that this man (boy?) is wrong for being so upset is disgusting to me?
This is horrific. This is abuse. This is wrong.
This is a sure fire way to get your kids to hate you.
do people not understand how much video games cost?
buttmad kids dont realize its fake
That father had every right to shoot his daughter’s laptop